pricklylegs:

Can I bring a baseball bat to the party… 

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(originally amberrileynews / via pricklylegs)
I’m just gonna bullshit it.
my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

meepyperson:

if it makes you feel any better yesterday i tried to heat up a frozen pizza and i decided it’d be a great idea to put it on a plastic cutting board

let me repeat: i thought it’d be okay to put a frozen pizza on a plastic cutting board in a 450* F oven

wickedclothes:

High Fidelity Bed Canopy

Enjoy the comfort of your bed like never before. Featuring a full computer system, game console, reading lights, projection screen, and more, this bed canopy is tailored to suit all of your comfort and entertainment needs. Sold on HiCan.

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blogsatan666:

Ain’t it fun living in the real world
Ain’t it good being all alone

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(originally theeblondebomber / via theeblondebomber)
Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.